A man booked a couple’s massage for he and his girlfriend. He showed up on time at 9am, changed into his robe, had a cup of tea, and only then did he realize he had forgotten to pick up his girlfriend.
“Let’s see. Wallet? Check. Cellphone? Check. Am I wearing clean underwear? Che… (two minutes later)… okay check. What am I forgetting? I know I’m… car keys! Whew, close one. Okay, I am now clearly in possession of everything I need for a couple’s massage. And now, as one half of a couple, I’m going to go get a couple’s massage.”