I was born as a poor black child.
No wait, that was some other jerk.
I’ve always wanted to be an author. Now that I’ve finished a novel, I guess that means I am. I think the next step would be to get everyone else to think I’m an author, too. So here we are. My novel is called:
WELCOME TO URANUS:
Now kiss your ass goodbye
It is currently unpublished. I’m hoping to remedy that.